December Advanced and Challenge Newsletter
*PAM COURTS Dance Mondays 7:00-9 pm American Legion Hall, 111 Victor Stier Dr, Milford.
*Wednesdays A SHARPS (A2 Dance & Workshop) C1 6-7 PM, 7-9 PM Caller - JACK PLADDYS
and occasional guests Greenhills Presbyterian Church 21 Cromwell Rd, Greenhills, OH 45218
*LLOYD 'SPARKY' C level, a dance each Thursday . 7-9 pm Northside Bank & Trust,
9315 Colerain Ave, Cincinnati OH 45251
Check with Sue Terwilliger at email@example.com for levels and to verify dance.
*C Sharps JACK PLADDYS Saturday December 14th, 10 AM - 3 PM
Greenhills Presbyterian Church 21 Cromwell Rd, Greenhills, OH 45218
* Whirlaways...JACK PLADDYS Michael Solomon Pavilion. December 13th 8:00 PM
*Whirlaways Advanced workshop. Every Sunday 7-9 PM TOM DAVIS
Hawker Church of Christ, 1617 Longview St, Beavercreek OH 45432
Ensure you know about cancellations and possible room changes by getting
On our workshop email list. Email Ken at firstname.lastname@example.org
*ED LAUDENSCLAGER, Scrambled A's: Every Monday 6:45-8:45 (call first)
*BOB DAYE, A2 Dance Westminster Pres. Church, Columbus 7:30-9:30, only Dec 12th
*BOB DAYE DBD+ Westminster Pres. Church , Columbus 7:30 - 9:30 3rd Thursdays
*BUCKEYE A2's Gahanna OH Wednesday Dec 11th JASON RALEIGH 7:00-9:30
Gahanna Community Congreational Church, 470 Havens Corners Rd Gahanna Oh 45230
Circle City A's GARY HUTTON December 19th 6:30-9:00 Lawrence Community Center
5301 N Franklin Rd contact; Darrin Henry 765-620-3813 email@example.com
SPECIAL: Pre New Year's Eve Two hall Advanced and Plus dance, Grove City, OH, December 28th
Adv 7-9 pm Evans Sr. Center 4330 Dudley Ave Callers: Mark Patterson and Wes Dyer.
Info : Pat Jones 614-432.5508 firstname.lastname@example.org www.grovecitywesternsquares.com
*Customer in a waterfront restaurant: "Waiter, these are very small oysters!"
Waiter: "Yes sir, they are very small." Customer: "Also, they do not appear to be very fresh!"
Waiter with a resourceful response: "Then it's lucky they're small, aren't it sir?"
* Zack met an old college friend who had never married and ask him about his bachelor status.
Zack: "Tom, haven't you ever met a girl you care for?"
Tom: "Oh yes, just last week I met a girl and fell in love at first sight."
Zack: "What happened? Why didn't you get married?" Tom: "I took a second look."
* Teacher: "Why are you late this morning?" Student: "Its my alarm clock. Everyone got up except me!"
Teacher: How did the alarm clock make you the only one not to get up?"
Student: "There are eight of us in the my family and the alarm clock was only set for seven."
*One summer evening, a 3-year-old came in while his parents were setting the table for supper.
Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help. His mother said, "No, but I appreciate your asking."
The child responded, "Well, I appreciate your saying no."
*Two men were adrift in an open boat, and it looked bad for them. Finally one of them, frightened,
began to pray. "O Lord," he prayed, "I've broken most of thy commandments. I've been a hard drinker,
but if my life is spared now I'll promise never again..." "Wait a minute, Jack," said his friend.
"Don't go too far, I think I see a sail!"
* Ten-year-old Tommy greeted his sister's boy friend very enthusiastically, "That harmonica you
gave me for my birthday is easily the best present I have ever had!" "I'm glad you liked it,"
the boyfriend replies. "Oh yeah! Mother gives me a quarter a day not to play it!"
* The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
"Look Miss," said the foreman, "do you have any experience in picking lemons?"
"Well ... as a matter of fact, Yes!" she replied. "I've been married and divorced three times."
*Interviewer: What drives you? Candidate: The bus mostly.
Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?
Candidate: Missing the bus!
* A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia. Doc: "Have you tried counting sheep?"
Boxer: "Yes, but whenever I get to 9, I stand up."
Thanks for reading my ramblings. (Corrections appreciated.)
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