November Advanced and Challenge Newsletter
*PAM COURTS Dance Mondays 7:00-9 pm American Legion Hall, 111 Victor Stier Dr, Milford.
*Wednesdays A SHARPS (A2 Dance & Workshop) C1 6-7 PM, 7-9 PM Caller - JACK PLADDYS
and occasional guests Greenhills Presbyterian Church 21 Cromwell Rd, Greenhills, OH 45218
*LLOYD 'SPARKY' C level, a dance each Thursday . 7-9 pm Northside Bank & Trust,
9315 Colerain Ave, Cincinnati OH 45251
Check with Sue Terwilliger at firstname.lastname@example.org for levels and to verify dance.
*C Sharps JACK PLADDYS Saturday November 9th 10 AM - 3 PM
Greenhills Presbyterian Church 21 Cromwell Rd, Greenhills, OH 45218
* Whirlaways...TOM DAVIS Michael Solomon Pavilion. November 22nd, 8:00 PM
*Whirlaways Advanced workshop. Every Sunday 7-9 PM TOM DAVIS
Hawker Church of Christ, 1617 Longview St, Beavercreek OH 45432
Ensure you know about cancellations and possible room changes by getting
On our workshop email list. Email Ken at email@example.com
*ED LAUDENSCLAGER, Scrambled A's: Every Monday 6:45-8:45 (call first)
*BOB DAYE, A2 Dance Westminster Pres. Church, Columbus 7:30-9:30 2nd/4th Thursdays
*BOB DAYE DBD+ Westminster Pres. Church , Columbus 7:30 - 9:30 3rd Thursdays
*BUCKEYE A2's Gahanna OH Wednesdays Nov 13 and 27 JASON RALEIGH 7:00-9:30
Gahanna Community Congreational Church, 470 Havens Corners Rd Gahanna Oh 45230
Circle City A's DARRIN HENRY November 21 6:30-9:00 Lawrence Community Center
5301 N Franklin Rd contact; Darrin Henry 765-620-3813 firstname.lastname@example.org
* How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
* The teacher noticed that Little Johnny had arrived at school wearing only one glove.
"Why have you only got one glove?" she asked.
"Well, Miss," explained Little Johnny, "I was watching the weather forecast on TV last night,
and it said it was going to be quite sunny but on the other hand it could get quite cold."
*First grade teacher: "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is 'gross'
and the other is 'cool.'" Rachel: "Yeah? So, what are the words?"
*Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute
teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter,
"How did you get yourself into this?"
Knowing he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to offer moral support. "Are you okay?"
I asked. "Can I help?" He lifted his head and replied, "I'll be fine as soon
as I get this kid out of his locker."
*My friend that has come into money is telling me that he is having his family tree researched.
"Yes, and it is quite expensive, it cost $5,000." "Wow", I replied, "that is expensive!"
"Yes, but it only cost $2,000 to have it looked up. It cost another $3,000 to have it hushed up."
* Some puns leave me numb... But math puns make me even number!
*The landlady of a rooming house that had seen better days was leading a prospective tenant
to a third floor room with badly splattered wall paper.
Landlady: "The last man who lived in this room was an inventor---he invented some type
of explosive." Prospective tenant: "Then the spots on the wall was some type of explosive?"
Landlady: "No, the inventor."
*Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences!
*My girlfriend is impossible to buy for so I asked her best friend what I should get her
for her birthday. Best Friend: "Does she like you?" Me: "Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!"
Best friend: "If she likes you, she'll like anything."
*Bobbie to neighbor: "What are you getting your children for Christmas?"
Neighbor: "Well, if my husband doesn't stop staying out until three in the morning,
I'll give them a new dad."
* An engaged couple was having an intense argument.
She: "If that's the kind of person you are, I'm going to break our engagement right now.
My feelings towards you have changed. I don't want anything more to do with you."
He: "In that case give me my ring back!"
She: "My feelings toward you have changed. My feelings about the ring have not..."
*"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?" "No idea, they just ransom ware!"
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Thanks for reading my ramblings. (Corrections appreciated.)